No, this is not directed at any one person, I am just venting frustrated feelings I am having.
UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties
Reading a book is better than sex.
It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up:
Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
Lelo Ina 2 Rabbit Vibrator ★ Silicone★ Rechargable ★ Multi Speed ★ Waterproof
This gorgeous little toy here is the most wonderful vibrator I’ve ever had the pleasure of using. As much as I love my silicone dildos, the trick to making me orgasm lies in vibrations alone.
I’ve had a love hate relationship with vibrators.. Many times have I been promised deep, rumbley, satisfying vibrations only to be disappointed and left broken hearted and out of an orgasm. I have owned a lot of vibrators; Bullets, rabbits, straight ones, bendy ones.. All are obsolete when compared to this little gem (snort, salad references*).
Averagely sized, this little vibe doesn’t disappoint. The bulbs have their very own separate motors, each of which throws out redicu-strong vibrations. But not those nasty, buzzy vibrations, no.. These vibrations are akin to those offered by much lager toys, such as the Hitachi. The vibrations are so deep that they resonate right through you and deliver a mega-pleasure-punch right to you cooch. I can easily come in minutes, sometimes seconds with this toy, often multiple times.
Ladies and gentlemen sharing homes with nosy residents need not worry. This toy is whisper quiet, and once inserted any of the rumbling is muffed anyways so it’s win-win. An awesomely powered toy that doesn’t sound like a washing machine!
This toy is firm with very little flexibility, however the little “rabbit” part will bend and move if you want it to. Initially was a little worried that fiddling too much with this area could cause it to break, but I’ve had my Ina a few years now and it’s all fine.
Not only are the vibrations super powerful, but the toy also offers several different vibration patterns including ascending, pulsing, and a random mode! I don’t really use these since I prefer continuous vibrations, but it’s nice having the option. The continuous mode works on a sliding scale too, so there’s no harsh jumps from one intensity to the next. Everything about this toy is smooth and sleek.
Fully rechargeable and waterproof to boot, this toy is everything you need it to be in one stylish little package. Retailing at around £100 (Or around $159) it is on the expensive side, HOWEVER you pay for the quality! If I did the math on all the crappy vibrators I’ve purchased over the years it would probably easily top that figure. So £100 for something that’s rechargeable, waterproof, body safe and super luxurious in use.. I’d say it’s worth it.
This toy comes in three colour options, and the one pictures above is the luscious green. Also available are orange & a dusky purple. I chose the green because I’m a huge fan of the colour, but my Other Half constantly teases me that it looks like a vegetable.. In particular, a Spring onion (Or Scallion to my friends overseas).. Hence the asterix next to the phrase “Little Gem.”
I have sadly had two of these break on me, one right before the warranty wore out and one right after. :/ As much as I enjoy the satisfying vibrations of this product, it simply hasn’t been durable enough for me and too costly for me to go replacing once every time a warranty runs out. I wonder if there are any toys ( if someone chooses to respond, silicone suggestions only please, I am allergic to latex and very much dislike vinyl) comparable that are a bit more hardy?
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
What a time to be alive
Thank you Sarah for your generous donation to my research! I love that you have a nature inspired blog, as well!
Here is one of the spiders I worked with in Yasuni. It has yet to be named- as many of the animals that reside here do- and one of the biologists at the research station was in the lengthy process of doing so.
looks so much like my pumpkin patch tarantula Umi, what a neat spider!
8 Reasons Young Americans Don’t Fight Back: How the US Crushed Youth Resistance
- Student-Loan Debt.
- Psychopathologizing and Medicating Noncompliance.
- Schools That Educate for Compliance and Not for Democracy.
- “No Child Left Behind” and “Race to the Top.”
- Shaming Young People Who Take Education—But Not Their Schooling—Seriously.
- The Normalization of Surveillance.
- Fundamentalist Religion and Fundamentalist Consumerism.
If you aren’t angry yet, then you haven’t been paying attention.
I would like to share this, because I think it’s a gift idea others might benefit from. Before I explain though, I know I do have a couple of followers who know me and my boyfriend in real life, and if you are reading this 1. DO NOT SPOIL IT FOR HIM and 2. Please don’t act any different around him, I doubt this is something he wants broadcast and I don’t know if you are aware of it.
So a week or so ago I had this idea for a small no-event-required present for my boyfriend, the “Open in Case of Low Self-Esteem” envelope. Because, you see, he struggles with body image confidence. This isn’t really something you hear about with guys a lot, but it happens. It’s been ingrained in him for a long time, and sometimes it appears like he’ll always be better, but then it will come back again. Last night, in fact.
It’s a long process. It took quite a while for me to know about it, actually. I never thought he might feel that way—I mean, I obviously have no problem with his looks. But you don’t say that to your new boyfriend because you don’t want him to get the wrong impression about what the relationship is about. At first when he seemed nervous, I thought it was normal jitters. When I began to realize, and he was grateful for my reassurance, it took several more months for me to uncover that I had to be more specific about what I liked because he was not going to assume anything. I regret not finding out earlier.
I try to help in any way I can, and I’m told I am successful. But in the event I might not be easily reached or just to add to the effect, I made this. Inside are little notes about how much I love him, what I like about him, cute pictures of bunnies…stuff like that. Some are general, some are more specific. Some are more casual and humorous and others are more serious. Anything to put a smile on his face and make him feel loved, really. And it’s personalized, so it shouldn’t feel like a pep talk from the Internet.
So if you have someone in your life who might benefit from something like this, I encourage you to do it. It feels great, and I’m sure they’ll feel even better. It’s hard, but it takes time, love, patience, and a different perspective.
(Yes, this is why I get increasingly angry over the super perfect-bodied boyfriends in YA novels.)
you’re seriously an amazing human being omg